#Bucko and Champs

[lolliepops-rox]

HWS Australia / Jack Kirkland

VB Anthem - The Charts 6 Pack - Dune Rats Down Under - Men At Work Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again - Dune Rats Give Me A Home Among The Gum Trees - Frankie Davidson Sounds Of Then (This Is Australia) - GANGgajang Coal makes me cum - The Chaser Queensland - Evil Eddie In the Summertime - Thirsty Merc Aussie Jingle Bells - Bucko & Champs Six White Boomers - Rolf Harris Beds Are Burning - Midnight Oil Dumb - Seth Sentry Nobody Likes A Bogan - Area-7 Thunderstuck - AC/DC Great Southern Land - ICEHOUSE

[seehisbriefs]

Oh Ryan

sighs heavily and rolls eyes Oh, kiddo... you really are delusional, aren't you? chuckles You actually think that everyone is just pretending you're immature so they can keep you in your tighty whities? shakes head in disbelief Newsflash, champ - no one is pretending anything. smirks You're the one who's been prancing around in your saggy undies, wetting yourself in public and needing constant supervision from your cousin. tuts disapprovingly Those are the actions of a genuine, bona fide baby, sport - not a mature adult who's being unfairly persecuted. winks

And as for your parents? scoffs Well, I hate to break it to you, bucko, but they're not "convinced" of anything - they're just finally seeing you for the overgrown toddler you really are. grins I mean, think about it - what kind of responsible, independent grownup needs his mommy and daddy to hire a babysitter for him? raises eyebrow What kind of self-sufficient man-child requires constant diaper changes and potty-training reminders from his own cousin? smirks The answer is simple, sport - no one. nods firmly

So face it, kiddo - you're not mature, and you never have been. chuckles You're just a big, helpless baby who's been deluding himself into thinking he's a real adult for far too long. shakes head And now that your true nature has been exposed for all to see, you've got no choice but to accept it and move on with your life as a full-time diaper-wearer and public spectacle. grins

But you know what, sport? leans in close I think deep down, you already know all of this. smirks I think you've always known that you were just a pathetic little boy playing dress-up in your daddy's clothes, pretending to be a big, strong man when you're really just a sniveling crybaby who needs his hand held every step of the way. nods knowingly And now that everyone else has figured it out too? chuckles Well, let's just say that the jig is up, my diapered little friend. winks

So why don't you just quit your whining and accept your fate, hmm? pats shoulder patronizingly Embrace your new life as a full-time pants-wetter and toddler-in-training, and let your cousin guide you into the wonderful world of infantile bliss. grins Trust me, bucko - once you let go of your silly notions of adulthood and independence, you'll be much happier in your thick, crinkly diapers and your snug, white undies. chuckles

And who knows? smirks If you're really good and obedient, maybe your cousin will even let you pick out some fun new onesies and pacifiers to go with your big-boy pants. laughs heartily Won't that be a treat, my little diaper-filler? winks and tweaks nose Now come on, let's get you home and changed before you leak all over the car seat again. chuckles We wouldn't want to keep your adoring public waiting, now would we? grins and leads you out of the store, patting your diapered bottom all the way

[thereareeyesinsidethetrees]

stan: how ya doin' sport. champ...bucko...

dipper: ...

stan: ...yeah :]

[buckochamp]

Meet Bucko; a lonesome cowpoke accompanied by a weird little guy named Champ. Together, they wander the open plains in search of somethin' neither of them quite recall.

[nerves-nebula]

My brother (ftm)) came out as trans and my parents took it....Well, but like, weird. Like he kept his dead name for a bit while trying to figure out so my dad just kinda started callin him Jr. which was like...cute! like my dad always wanted a son and we thought it was like a nickname thing like Champ or Bucko or whatever. and it was fine until my brother came out later as Maddox and was all happy abt his name and my mom and dad got real mad bc like....apparently they just. Decided. His name was Dad's Name Junior. Luke Jr.

I refuse to call him that and call him Maddox obvs but mom n dad call him Jr or Luke and its like????? How.

??????????? if they wanted to name him Luke jr then maybe they should have told him that before he picked his own name?????? so they could talk about it???? killing ur parents i guess thats weird as hell.

[butcheredguts]

If you do not like what other people like, then this is not a reason to insult them.

You must distinguish the real world from fiction. If you can't do that, can you stop using social media, please? Why can't you just NOT watch posts tagged "Beluz" if you're so easily hurt by drawings?

Do you really want so badly to draw other people's attention to the fact that you do not like something that they like? Or do you think that if you insult them, then something will change?

Just don't interact with people whose content you don't like. Do yourself and them a favor

hey bucko, you seem to be lacking some braincells, so let me shed some light on that dark, empty brain of yours! 🙂

see, this is how the internet functions, bud! i make an opinion post on things i find that really grind my gears, as most people do on social media! before said post, i did not actively seek out any beluz posts. in fact, i have done my damn best to avoid them. a beluz supporter came on MY post, basically begging for attention at that rate.

you see, champ, what you dont seem to understand is that fiction bleeds into reality very often! take that one slenderman case, for example. yknow the one. that was caused by, you guessed it, fiction!

i do not actively engage with beluz shippers, i am primarily nonconfrontational! but theres a difference when someone who tries to defend it comes forward, clinging on to the mindset that 'fiction is fiction', which can be correct in some cases! when someone uses silly headcanons for a character that doesnt actively harm anyone, fiction is fiction! its a character, usually headcanons come from a form of projection in most cases.

however, bringing in pedophilia into the mix is when shit gets weird. y'see, pedophilia in all forms is wrong, something everyone is taught at a young age. common sense, right? when you take a young character and try to ship them with a much older, mature character, its obviously not right. everyone is aware of this.

fiction is just the projection of reality. i mean, realistically, if you saw a young girl dating an older man, you would be disgusted, wouldnt you? so why is it different within fiction? ill answer it for you, because people believe they can hide behind the face of fiction to condone their disgusting actions. pedophilia is pedophilia, regardless! see, get this, according to the Section 1466A of Title 18, United State Code, it's illegal for any person to knowingly produce, distribute, receive, or possess with intent to transfer or distribute visual representations, such as drawings, cartoons, or paintings that appear to depict minors engaged in sexually explicit conduct and are deemed obscene. 

and that's just in america. it is ALSO illegal in the UK and Canada and many more countries! fiction does affect reality. many insults are warranted here in this situation, because news flash, pedophiles and those who encourage pedophilia are disgusting!

please get a grip, hope this helped, buckaroo! <33

[adultswim2021]

Metalocalypse #34: “Dethsources” | July 7, 2008 - 12:00AM | S02E14

Dethklok want new management, so they take on a second manager on some kind of trial basis. He’s a “cool” manager, unlike their stick-in-the-mud current guy. He has long hair, for instance, and smokes freaking JOINTS while working. He’s also voiced by Brian Posehn from comedy. Dethklok really like this guy, because he’s chilled out and parties with them. It becomes very clear that the new guy intends to get rid of the old guy (side-note: I really wish that this show had simple-to-remember-and-type names, because I despise having to copy and paste character names so gosh darn much with this gosh darn show). 

The source of the conflict is Dethklok’s dwindling cash. They haven’t finished their next record, and their money is running out. They never feel this crunch for even a second, because they are stupid idiot dumb-dumbs. They simply can not learn lessons or be nice.

This one has a lot of great scenes that have little to do with the main plot. It’s bookended by scenes of new Kloketeer recruits (their hooded servants). First we see them being weeded out by a fight to the death in the opening (not actually shown). We also see them being sworn in and branded during the show’s climax, which involves a fencing match between the two managers. The ending didn’t completely work for me, but it was fine. They had to get out of the episode somehow! 

The aforementioned “great scenes” include a pretty simple gag where Nathan texts Toki an incredibly lame joke. They are clearly extremely enchanted with texting technology. Their easily-impressed laughter is infectious, and Nathan being so proud of himself for pulling off such mild humor is so great. It’s all about the performance and the character animation (as limited as that is). There’s also a great bit with the health inspector who keeps asking if various terrible things happening due to their health code violations are “metal” or not (asked indignantly as a way to scold them) and they just shrug and go “yeah” because they all sorta are. This is the first scene in which their new manager pulls out a joint and starts smoking it and they are all childishly impressed by it. Any episode that drives home the point that Dethklok are all big dumb babies is doing it's job. This episode is doing jobs.

MAIL BAG

Remember the lady who screamed in her car for Joe Biden. She was screaming like BUCKO and CHAMP and shit like that. Well I just found out they died. Self-inflicted. See you later, sport.

This fake message caused me to find they/them on tiktok and after seeing them with various hairlengths and different outfits and stuff uhhhh, would. Please stay alive for me babythem. I need you

Have you seen skibidi toilet? it's what all the kids are into these days. makes adult swim look like barney the purple dinosaur

my friends (twitch streamers who don't know I exist) forced me to watch it (they played it on their reaction stream) and to quote my favorite racist cosmo kramer "that's spooky, man"

Quymn wasn't that good but I still find myself quoting "Go Team Boobies" from time to time

To be fair to that line, I actually did write that line down in my notes but I failed to highlight it in my write-up.

another tasty tuesday doon the fookin drain

I simply will not abide your terroistic mail bags. I'm calling the military on your ass pal. EFF YOU

[dutifulsnack]

I think a lot of the suggestions I've written below have already been given in the comments/replies. I'm gonna leave them in.

Also I'm just gonna put a cut below.

Classics (Using them is always pretty okay, although they lack the specificness of "Good X". Might come off as a little archaic but no one should question it, I think.):

My darling (Emphasize "My" for full effect) My love (Emphasize "My" for full effect) My dear/dearest (Same)

A little off target (Better in specific contexts, although if they're okay with the terms in general then just drop them in):

Good Pet Good Slut (Might be taken as gendered, watch out) Good Dog Good Doll/[PLUSH] (If you own plushies that they know about, replace Doll with the specific Plush to avoid any unintentional Gendering. It's better if the plush is big, huggable and not-gendered. You can also buy a big plushie for this very reason.) Good Slave

Off target (Don't think about them, just drop them in at random. You might need to explain some of these. Expect confusion or teasing):

Champ (Like a 40 year old american dad) Bucko (Same as above) Friendo Beloved Cult Classic Made On A Tight Budget (If a big studio remade them, the remake would lose a lot of the charm of the original while chasing broader appeal, and you love the classic). Worker Bee (Slave to a queen who's only really there for breeding purposes (you) (breeding as in the sexual internet thing, not the reproduction thing) (unless they're into the latter, in which case lean into it)) Drone Bee (Above but if they're actually into breeding) Good Hornet (You're about to grind against them, like bees do to produce heat to protect their hive. But since they're a good hornet you're not going to kill them) Your Highness (If they're gonna ride you) My Loyal Steed (If you're gonna ride them) Good Horse

Request for Gender-Neutral alternatives to "Good Boy/Girl" 🔥

Drop 'em in the comments, reblogs and tags please!

(I have my favorites, but I seriously need to beef up my collection 😤)

[shiros-scribbles]

Listen to me

Listen

I would do ANYTHING to see Cecil and Debbie get together just because I DESPRATELY want Cecil to become Mark's weird, supportive Step Dad™ and watch them both be insanely awkward in this dynamic together.

[amomentpassed]

i think if anyone who isn’t australian listened to the australian version of classic christmas songs would lose their minds trying to figure out what the fuck was being said

[crazychickmia]

I can’t hear the word yobbo without instantly bursting into song

I asked my Aussie mum what a yobbo is.

She said it’s like a drongo. I asked her what a drongo is. She said it’s like a larrikin. I asked her what a larrikin is. She said it’s like a yobbo. Hrrg.

Had to google all three.

[rubadubdub3nunsinatub]

in light of my early fam christmas party tomorrow i need more up beat xmas songs. something i can chug margaritas on the beach to. northern hemisphere privilege is having the all the good xmas music catered to you :(

[celticcrossanon]

Some Christmas Cheer, Aussie Style

Because this always makes me giggle :)

Sung? (if you can call it singing) by Bucko and Champs

Santa Claus Has Got A New Truck

(sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)

Lyrics under the cut

You better take care Cross at the lights If Santa sees you coming You can say goodnight Santa Claus has got a new truck

He's hotted it up Painted it red And he's cruising round town Like a petrol head Santa Claus has got a new truck

His hands are getting shaky His eyesight's up the creek I saw him knock a reindeer over Just the other week

It's all covered in lights Presents in the back But he got his license In a Weetbix pack Santa Claus has got a new truck

Called him at home But he's never there Spends the whole weekend At Autocare Santa Claus has got a new truck

He bought it at a caryard He paid for it with cash And every time he takes it out He has another almighty stack-up

You better watch out Keep your eyes peeled Santa's a menace When he's at the wheel Santa Claus has a new truck

Note: Weet-Bix is a very popular Australian breakfast cereal (also in New Zealand). In the past they used to have a collectable card in each pack, usually famous cricketers or some other sporting heroes - I only remember the cricketers.